1. Sandals and socks
The classic. No matter how much we warn against it, they always sneak their way onto some strolling, oblivious middle-aged man come June.
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2. Sun cloaks
Sunsibility make UV ray protective clothing for the paranoid. This one is factor 50, but we’d probably suggest just staying indoors – for everyone’s sake.
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Listen lads, we know they’re comfortable and yes, the ventilation is next to none. These rubbery clogs always come with a rail of excuses, but unless you’re under 8 and by a pool, there are no free passes. See also: jelly shoes.
4. Too much pastel
You’re on the Aran Islands, not a beach club in the Hamptons.
5. Shark tooth necklace
Unless you wrestled the shark to get it, there’s no reason it should be hanging around your neck.
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6. Hawaiian Shirt
Penneys has a sale on them, they’ll do for a change the holidays. No.
7. Mirrored sunglasses
Simply criminal. You should only ever see these when your face is reflected in them having just been arrested by the cops on your J1.
8. Visor cap
Should never been seen anywhere outside of the tennis court, or 1996.
9. Short shorts
Deduct a further 10 points if they’re denim.
10. Mesh in any shape or form
Sure, it’s ‘grand and cool on you’, but think of those around you. Solid blocks of cotton are poorly underrated.
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