YOU KNOW WHEN a gaff goes on a little bit longer than expected and everyone’s still having a good time but the can supply is running dangerously low?
We may not have to worry about that any longer. The Nokian Keiseri Brewery have sorted that out, for the Finnish market at least. They’ve created a pallet of 1000 cans that is on sale in supermarkets in Finland.
Just imagine shamefully waiting up til 10am to send a pal to the offo and seeing them come back with this
The pallet of cans is retailing at €2149.20 which works out at a tiny bit over €2 per can. We know, we know. That’s about the average retail price of a can anyway, but it would be nice to chip in with a few mates to get one of these for the laugh.
Imagine never having to worry about going to the off license for pre drinks for the next 1,000 cans that you drink. At a rate of 4 cans per predrinks, you’re looking at about 250 predrinks. If you go out twice a month, that means that this is ten years worth of cans. This could be the budgeting tip that millennials needed all along.
The only issue here is that all it takes is one very bad hangover to turn you off this beer for eternity. Maybe you’re better off sticking to those 4 Karpackie for a fiver.
At least we know Pintman is looking down on us from heaven and smiling.
