HOW FAR WE’VE come.
Hair that resembled curtains.
Hair that resembled Koka Noodles. (Sorry, Justin.)
Groups of adult men wearing all white and no shoes.
Men wearing ‘statement jackets’ and patched trousers.
Look at the get up on Nicky Byrne. LOOK.
These ‘cool’ sunglasses
Lads wearing elaborate/vaguely hippyish jewellery. The kind of jewellery that says, “I have a dreamcatcher in every room in my house.”
Grown men dressed like damn children.
Ill-fitting pants? Check. Cheeky tie and shirt that’s reminiscent of a school uniform? You betcha.
‘Spiked’ hair absolutely lathered in hair gel
Lads wearing literal vests on nights out.
Complimented by a chain, of course.
Men making spiritual gestures.
Lads wearing these unfortunate trousers.
What says, “I’ve been in combat but, like, in a chill way”? These monstrosities.
God be with the days.
