HAIR SALONS CAN feel like the height of luxury as long as everything goes according to plan, that is.
If you know what you want, your stylist is on the same page as you, and the coffee is free-flowing; sure, what’s not to love?
Well, a lot if the first two elements of that previous sentence are working in opposition to one another.
If you’re one of those people who brings along a photo, stresses what you do and don’t want until you sound vaguely irrational and sit with your heart in your mouth for the entire duration of your visit, it’s likely you’ve been the victim of a scissor-happy stylist in the past.
i have so much social anxiety!!!!!! when i go to salons for haircuts if the hairdresser decides to shave my head bald i wouldn't even have the guts to say no and when they ask me if i like it i'd say "thanks", go home and cry for a month
— jinji (@stephjaurigue) May 24, 2018
If you’ve ever left the salon afraid to make eye contact with strangers, wishing desperately for a hat and cursing the day you were born, you will identify with the following 11 tweets.
Take a look at these…
1. When you’re left looking like Courteney Cox in Scream 3.
more than half of my fringe is gone... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! #hairdresserfail. if she had Twitter I SO wouldn't follow her.
— blob (@swayley) April 22, 2010
2. Or Michael Owen…
I look like I have Michael Owen's haircut he's had since he was 12 #hairdresserfail
— Steven Dodd (@steven_dodd) October 26, 2010
3. Or this…
"I'm just evening it out" = "I'm cutting it so short you'll look like a Russian POW". #hairdresserFAIL
— lukegharris (@lukegharris) February 21, 2010
4. And you know you’ve felt this articular surge of rage.
The more I look at it, the angrier I get #hairdresserfail
— Jen (@mrsnormanknows) October 1, 2010
5. Not the look he was going for…
Oh my fuck. I look like I should be in a John Hughes film #hairdresserfail
— Fimb (@Fimb) September 5, 2009
6. When you’re twinning with Dora.
worst decision ever, hello dora im twinning with u 😭 #haircutfail
— Lei Anne Sy (@leiannsy) April 3, 2018
7. The angst, oh the angst.
Why do bad things happen to good people #worsthaircutever
— James Tucker (@JamesTucker14) January 21, 2014
8. When buzzing your own head might be your only option.
This lady just absolutely butchered my head. I might as well buzz my head. I look like a complete kned #worsthaircutever
— Ryan_Thornton (@Thorny1527) May 1, 2013
9. We’ve all been that soldier.
Staying home and not coming out until my hair grows back to normal #worsthaircutever
— Akbar Noorani (@Akbarnoorani41) November 10, 2012
10. Yep, the comparisons are real.
My new haircut honestly looks like I got it from a drunk clown, using safety scissors, in the middle of an earthquake #worsthaircutever
— Pat McManus (@PatMcManus17) August 10, 2012
11. There is, but it feels like there isn’t.
Is there anything worse than a bad haircut/colour? 😭
— Zoe-Miriam Way (@zoemiriamway) May 28, 2018
