LAST WEEK THERE was a big kerfuffle over in the U.S. of A. over Jay Z and Beyoncé’s holidays.
Y’see, they went to Cuba, which would be grand for us, but in America there is a trade embargo on the country so Americans are not meant to go there.
Jay Z put a cat among the pigeons when he rapped about the trip afterwards, implying that it had all been sorted out by Barack Obama himself.
The President has put the kibosh on all of that now though, saying he has ‘better things to do’ than sort out the Jay-Zs holidays.
He’s dead right. He’s a very busy man. Sure look at all the things he has to be doing!
He’s still perfecting his jump shot
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His investment in the World’s Best Slingshot has to be cared for
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There’s pizza to be delivered
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And of course to be eaten
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He and his dance teacher have yet to master the Dirty Dancing lift
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He has to hang out with Enda
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He has to rehearse his post-ace tennis celebration
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Work on his Science experiments
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Practice his headers
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And of course, finish his tour of important locations from Indiana Jones
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And we haven’t even mentioned the hot dogs. There are so many hot dogs to be eaten!
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So no. He doesn’t have time to sort out people’s holidays, and we’ll thank you to think more carefully the next time you suspect him of that kind of carry on.
