EVERY YEAR, the celebrities dress up. Here is the cream of 2015′s crop, painstakingly ranked from worst to best.
13. Ryan Reynolds: Deadpool
Great costume, but kinda lame as he’s playing Deadpool in a movie right now. So this is basically just wearing his work clothes.
12. Kim Kardashian: Herself
On the one hand, literally the most lazy Halloween costume ever. On the other hand, kind of an amazing comment on fashion, social media, her own super-fame and the nature of celebrity in 2015. Kim FTW.
11. Justin Bieber: Jackie Moon from Semi-Pro
I can’t muster up any feelings about this either way. Sorry.
10. Taylor Swift: Olaf from Frozen
Excellent costume, pleasant to see Taylor Swift looking vaguely silly.
9. Jessica Alba: Half of Romy and Michelle
Sort of just a dress… but bonus points for the “I invented post its” caption on Instagram.
8. Channing Tatum: The Cat In The Hat
Not a high-effort costume, but bonus points for being Channing Tatum because everything Channing Tatum does is pretty much amusing.
7. Emily Ratajkowski: Marge Simpson
Impressive effort on the body paint, but still looking too actually nice to climb higher up the list.
6. Beyoncé, Jay Z and Blue Ivy: the cast of Coming To America
NOW we’re talking. Actually amazing. Look at Blue Ivy!
5. Neil Patrick Harris and family: Star Wars
MMMMMmmmmmmmfffffff.
4. The Rock: Popeye
Look at that tiny little hat perched on his massive head. Then go away and have a good think about how funny it is.
3. Katy Perry: Mic Drop
Great costume, great idea, great lying-on-the-floor posture which we’re hoping she maintained for the whole party. A1, Katy.
2. Tyra Banks: Richard Branson
Oh my God.
1. Heidi Klum: Jessica Rabbit
The reigning queen of celebrity Halloween wasn’t about to give up her title this year. Ohhh no. We almost took points away for the fact that she enlisted an entire team of professional make-up artists to complete the transformation… but we couldn’t. LOOK AT HER!
