1. Nicki Minaj
To Miley Cyrus at the MTV VMA Awards.
2. Brian Blessed
On delivering a baby in a park. (Please read the full story here. You won’t regret it.)
3. Taylor Swift
Getting into a misguided Twitter feud with Nicki Minaj.
4. Brad Pitt
Said in an accusatory tone to Domhnall Gleeson. (Okay, okay, he got his wife Angelina Jolie to ask Gleeson for him.)
5. Amanda Brunker
On her lovely vagina.
6. Jamie Dornan
Being a real barrel of laughs.
7. Jeremy Renner
Calling Jennifer Lopez’s boobs “globes” at the Golden Globes.
God help us.
8. Jennifer Lawrence
On opening up about the wage gap in Hollywood.
I don’t think I’ve ever worked for a man in charge who spent time contemplating what angle he should use to have his voice heard. It’s just heard. Jeremy Renner, Christian Bale, and Bradley Cooper all fought and succeeded in negotiating powerful deals for themselves. If anything, I’m sure they were commended for being fierce and tactical, while I was busy worrying about coming across as a brat and not getting my fair share.
9. Kim Kardashian
On hating pregnancy.
10. Amy Schumer
On getting her bit.
11. Kanye West
Going on the ultimate Dad rant.
12. Daniel O’Donnell
Making the case for a Yes vote in the same sex marriage referendum <3
13. Caitlyn Jenner
On her decision to transition.
<3
14. George Hook
On his plans for after he dies…
