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Gogglebox

8 of the absolute best one-liners from last night's Gogglebox

“She’s affected!”

1. “Jeans are too stiff. Trousers are too loose. Cords are just right. Right in the middle.”

One of the Cavan twins absolutely loves his cords.

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2. “She’s affected, like!”

Said the Limerick Mammy in response to Nicole Scherzinger pretending to get into a rap on The X Factor.

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3. “Isn’t she a lovely lady?”

Castleknock grannies <3 Nuala Carey

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4. “Good man Marty with your chainsaw.”

Good man.

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5. “Well done, Marty. You made shite out of that wood altogether.”

Irish people won’t let you away with anything. 

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6. “Bear Grylls, I love him.” “Do you?” “I think he’s gorgeous.” “Drinking your own urine?” “I wouldn’t care. I’d drink his and everything.”

RIGHT THEN.

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7. “I thought it was actually showing you how to kill your mother and I was hoping none of mine would look at it because they keep asking me about the post office book.”

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 8. ”It’s a titty.”

Mature. Real mature.

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