EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, Daily Edge digs through the celebrity dirt to bring you the best of it. Here’s The Dredge…
The bizarre post-divorce bunfight between Brian McFadden and ex-wife Kerry Katona rumbles on, with Brian apparently referring to his former squeeze as “some prick” after she criticised his dismissal of their marriage.
Using the approved method for resolving sensitive family disputes involving children – we’re talking of course about Twitter – Brian gently asked Kerry to “please f@+k off”, adding: “I’m sick of everytime in my life I’m happy some prick tries to destroy me.”
He then headed off to a party. Meanwhile, Kerry has tweeted a picture of a mother holding an AK-47. The best result of this is that nobody dies. (Twitter)
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The Words
Minibars: The things which should be “emptied of all alcohol” before Britney Spears arrives backstage at US X Factor. Brit-Brit also forbade well-wishers from giving her “gifts of wine or any other alcoholic beverages” as she made her debut on the show last night. She was probably still a little embarrassed after her frankly lame attempt at Psy’s viral dance hit Gangnam Style this week. (Mail Online/US Magazine)
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Walking pneumonia: The medical condition which Lindsay Lohan apparently claimed to be suffering in an attempt to avoid turning up for her role in Scary Movie 5. Which is perhaps understandable: not only is it Scary Movie 5, but she had to kiss Charlie Sheen. Pass the Listerine. (Page Six)
Steaming mad: How Robert Pattinson allegedly feels about the fact that Kristen Stewart keeps getting his goddamn phone number. A ‘source’ says: “Rob’s actually launched an investigation … to find out who is leaking his numbers to Kristen”. Also, he totally blanked her when they met with lawyers and “looked at her like she was crazy”. Burn. (Perez)
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The Dirt
Kate Middleton raised a toast with WATER during her royal tour, meaning she’s TOTALLY PREGGERS. (Radar)
Macauley Culkin is a “sad and lonely figure” asking his friends to dress up as dinosaurs. (Radar)
The Newsroom’s Alison Pill accidentally tweeted a topless picture of herself because of “tech issues”. (Gawker, NSFW)
Reservoir Dogs star Michael Madsen was busted for DUI while driving a car with big yellow flames painted up the sides. (TMZ)
The Spice Girls love feeling each other’s boobs. (Mail Online)
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The Barrel Scraper
“Exclusive”. (TMZ)
