1. No outfit is complete without cat hair
2. You own one or more books like these
Cat books from adverts.ie
3. Your blinds regularly look like this
4. Your neighbours refer to you as ‘the one with the cat’
5. You are now resigned about your possessions
6. Because you know your cat takes such pride in its work.
7. You don’t leave the bathroom door open
8. Ever.
9. You’ve given up using your computer at home
10. You know this child had it coming
11. This theory makes total sense
12. As does this.
13. You don’t enjoy bath night, either.
14. You instinctively know which MEOW your cat is doing at any time.
15. Surprise attacks are no longer a surprise.
