DailyEdge praises those who rocked the week in celebland, while keeping a watchful eye on those who should just log off forever.
Losers
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber, in a yer-grandad-on-social-media move, uploaded eight selfies to Instagram earlier in the week, all with varying crops and filters. You OK hun?
Stop, you’re having a mare.
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Avril Lavigne
I can’t think of any way to lose harder than the whole internet thinking you’re actually dead, and your current self is a clone.
This bizarre conspiracy theory lit up the internet this week, and now nobody is quite sure if it’s a lie or the truth anymore.
Perhaps the worst part of it all is that Avril didn’t clap back with a witty tweet or an Insta to shut us all up. No, she just tried to bait us with promises of new music. No one wants your new music, Melissa.
Liam Payne
Liam Payne was the final One Direction member to release solo material, and it was most definitely not worth the wait. It’s what we call ‘bleedin’ shite’, here in Dublin. Not only this, but he put in a line about being in 1D, and dissed Harry’s music in an interview.
Eh, not sound?
You know I used to be in 1D, now I’m out free.
Yeah, and shite.
Winners
Joe Alwyn
Hands up who knew who the hell this guy was this time last week? No one?
Joe is a British actor from Crouch End and Taylor Swift’s new boyfriend, if reports from The Sun are to be believed.
This could go either way, but for the pure projection of star status that comes with this gig, he’s undoubtedly a winner this week. Imagine the Daily Mail went knocking on YOUR family’s door. You’ve made it.
Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence was ‘caught’ dancing on a stripper pole and it was subsequently posted all over the internet. Imagine it. You, a young woman, decide to hop on a pole for some drunken laughs, and it doesn’t just circulate around Snapchat the next day. No, it goes worldwide. Is this the worst thing she has ever do, or will do? No.
Well, she kinda rocked that pole to be honest, and she had the best comeback for any judgmental folk with this unapologetic Facebook post.
Let he or she who hasn’t wrapped their legs around a nightclub pole in an attempt to be gas cast the first judgy comment.
Victoria Beckham
Mainly because of this photo of her and her squad arriving in Shanghai. The poses. The wine. The misplaced sense of what you should actually do with your body. It’s all there, every box is ticked. Stunning. A true winner.
