LET US TELL you.
1. You get pulled over by the gardaí with this in your windscreen. What have you to say for yourself?
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I've never seen that in my life.
Not my car.
Sorry. Do what you must.
It's legit, I swear.
I was sold that by a reputable insurer!
2. It's exam time, and you're absolutely screwed. What do you do?
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Pretend to be near death to be excused.
Send a cheeky email to see if you can get an extension.
Reluctantly start studying.
Find a way to cheat. Life finds a way.
Just accept your fate, and repeat.
3. You really need some extra cash, so decide to go to eBay to sell something. What do you sell?
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Irish air.
My old stuff.
Things I never use.
Irish soil.
4. Pick a very Irish chat up line
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You like cheese? Because I'm an Easi Single.
You well? Because you're looking well.
Have you any land?
Is your second name Jacob? Because you're a cracker.
Fancy a ride?
5. You just got feckin' clamped!
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That's fair, I was parked illegally.
No I didn't, thanks a fake clamp I put on.
Guess I'll pay the fine
* Hammers it off and drives into the distance*
6. Which Father Ted character do you most identify with?
7. Finally... pick a monkey emoji
You scored out of !
You are 0% chancer
You're not a chancer at all. You're honest, lovely, and pretty much a goody two shoes.
You scored out of !
You are 21% chancer
You're not really a chancer at all, but you know when you chance your arm when a good opportunity presents itself. It has to be LOW RISK though.
You scored out of !
You are 50% chancer
To chance or not to chance, that is the question. You're known to be a bit of a chancer, but wouldn't do anything too drastic.
You scored out of !
I'm 72% chancer
You're SUCH a chancer, you'd sell your granny for a few bob.
You scored out of !
I'm 91% chancer
Is anything you ever do or say legit? Go on outta that you big chancer.
You scored out of !
I'm 100% chancer
Such a bleedin' chancer, will you go on outta that!
