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This man made a brilliant collage of his wife’s most random texts

“I’m eating your sausage.”

AS RELATIONSHIPS deepen, the texts you send each other turn from polite and cute to weird and/or practical. It’s just a fact of life.

David Von Beveren gets lots of strange, random texts from his wife Samantha, and decided that the world needed to see them. He made a collage of the best ones from the past year, and posted it on Reddit:

My wife sends me random texts all the time, so I took screenshots and compiled all of the good ones from the past year into one picture. Hope you guys enjoy them as much as I did receiving them. Most of them anyways!

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Here are some of our favourite (and most mysterious) texts:

bringthebread

Get your bitch ass down here and bring the bread.

texts2

I can hear you watching porn out here.

children

NOW HE’S SNEEZING ON IT
THIS IS WHY I DON’T WANT CHILDREN

This is what love is all about, folks.

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