AS RELATIONSHIPS deepen, the texts you send each other turn from polite and cute to weird and/or practical. It’s just a fact of life.
David Von Beveren gets lots of strange, random texts from his wife Samantha, and decided that the world needed to see them. He made a collage of the best ones from the past year, and posted it on Reddit:
My wife sends me random texts all the time, so I took screenshots and compiled all of the good ones from the past year into one picture. Hope you guys enjoy them as much as I did receiving them. Most of them anyways!
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Here are some of our favourite (and most mysterious) texts:
Get your bitch ass down here and bring the bread.
I can hear you watching porn out here.
NOW HE’S SNEEZING ON IT
THIS IS WHY I DON’T WANT CHILDREN
This is what love is all about, folks.