@CORRECTNAMES IS A Twitter account devoted to assigning better words to things.
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It’s not a vet, it’s a…
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If a lemon is called a lemon then why isn’t a lime called….
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It’s not milk, it’s…
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A far more accurate name for gin
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Jellyfish or…
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A *far* more accurate name for muffin
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“Miss, I can’t write today. I’ve sprained my…”
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*Niall Horan voice* FLOOR HANDS…
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Like birds of a, er, bird leaf
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*snigger*
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*puts through self-service*
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Petition to make this their actual name, tbh.
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NO NO NO
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Caw!
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Finally, our favourite…
