DANNY HEALY RAE doesn’t believe in a lot of things. Climate change, for one. He also doesn’t believe that a large meal doesn’t equal a rake of drinks when it comes to driving.
One thing he does believe in though, are fairies.
Danny told The Irish Times that he believed fairy forts could be to blame for road problems in Kerry. He said anyone who tampered with the forts “paid a high price and had bad luck”.
It kinda explains a lot, like how he keeps getting elected
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It’s not doing Kerry’s rep any favours
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More so than ever
You couldn’t make this stuff up
Maybe he’s just having a ‘mare of a post-bank-holiday Tuesday?
But don’t we literally not grant planning permission due to fairy forts in some parts of the country?
Meh
This is our new way of life now
Well, at least we have something to blame now
Elected representatives will believe you!
