THIS LITTLE GIRL has failed the first test of a thriving criminal: Successfully getting rid of the evidence.
She was caught red-handed – or chocolate-faced, as the case may be – pinching doughnuts from the kitchen press.
When interrogated, she framed her brother Ben for her misdeeds (he’s sound enough to corroborate her claims). ”Ben ate one and I did not,” she tells her mother. “Ben pushed the doughnut into my mouth.”
A convincing argument, were the evidence not all over her face. Rookie mistake.
“I think that is chocolate.” Quelle surprise!
She has a long career in law ahead of her. We can feel it.
