1. The Avocado Quarter
The Avocado Quarter can be found in Dublin 8 and encompasses parts of Portobello, Blackpitts, Camden Street and South Circular Road.
When residents of The Avocado Quarter aren’t taking photos of their avocado on toast or consuming €9.00 egg/avocado breakfasts, they’re talking about how hard it is to find ripe avocados and groping avocados in the supermarket.
2. Where All The Google Rides Live
“I’ll meet you by Barrow Street.”
“Sorry, what are you talking about?”
“Eh, by Google?”
3. The Mick Wallace Quarter
The Italian Quarter? So passé.
This is Wexford TD Mick Wallace’s domain.
4. Pug Central
Better known as Ranelagh.
There are three pugs for every man in Ranelagh.
And the pugs like rugby, brunch and protein shakes.
5. Supermac’s
Let’s be real: Heuston is not so much a train station as it is a Supermacs conveniently located to a train track.
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6. Drunken Shift Corner
Also known as where your Ma met your Da — AY-OH!
7. Confused Tourists Armed With Gigantic Maps Boulevard
“Can you tell me how to get to–”
*pretends not to hear them, walks straight past*
8. Not a Bloody Dolphin in Sight
VERY MISLEADING.
9. Comfy Loos For When You’re Bursting
;)
10. Purgatory/No Man’s Land
Ah, Busaras.
Where time seems to move backwards and vending machines eat your change.
11. Ed Sheeran’s Holiday Home
Whelan’s AKA where Ed Sheeran seems to be resident for six months out of the year.
12. Hell On Earth
RUN AWAY.
SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE EXPENSIVE PINTS AND THE PADDYWHACKERY.
