1. You wish you were cool enough for this response

@thewattsguy @thewattsguy

2. Or this one

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3. You want to retweet this into their timeline

4. This is you when you hear they might be in the same pub as you

@literallymeirl @literallymeirl

5. Another dream response to “I miss you”

@l1ndzee @l1ndzee

6. The dream

7. Sing it Kanye

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7. Running the New Year’s gauntlet like…

8. “Just a heads up, I think Siobhan might be at this party tonight”

9. Leaving that same party after seven cans

10. When you see their new boyfriend wearing a ‘Female Body Inspectors’ T-shirt

@heathersdiary @heathersdiary

11. Or their new girlfriend after hitting the vino too hard

@eastendersreacts @eastendersreacts

12. This is the ultimate scenario

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