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Are You An Expert Shitetalker?

How was your performance this weekend?


Right, first up, let's imagine a situation. You're well into a night out and you and three friends are getting a taxi to the club. Where do you sit?
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The back
The front

I don't care
Pick someone to have over for dinner and a few drinks...
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Amy Huberman

Conor McGregor
Pick a grim can to have as a last resort at 3am...
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Finally, on a scale of 1-10, how hungover are you right now?
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Leave me alone, please
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You're an amateur shitetalker
You're happy to sit with a few tunes, and you wouldn't talk too much shite. Fair play.
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You scored out of !
You're a professional shitetalker
Not quite an expert, but you can talk shite with the best of them. Keep up the good work.
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You scored out of !
You're an expert shitetalker
No one can touch you. You'll talk to the wall.
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David Elkin

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