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Which Priest Are You?

So many priests. So little time.

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1. First of all - pick a drink.
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2. Pick a song.
Ride On - Christy Moore
The Beatnik Fly - Johnny and the Hurricanes

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Riverdance
Limb By Limb - Cutty Ranks
3. Which best describes your Sign of Peace handshake at Mass?
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Quick and clammy.
Enthusiastic pumping.

Firm and businesslike.
A bone-crushing squeeze.
4. Where would we be most likely to find you at a party?
On the makeshift dancefloor, showing off my moves
Right by the fridge, close to the drink

Engaged in serious conversation in a hallway
Attempting a dare in the back garden
5. Which of these minor Father Ted characters would you HATE to be stuck in a lift with?
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Eoin McLove
John and Mary O'Leary

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Tom
Sampras
6. How much does the Eurovision Song Contest mean to you?
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I couldn't care less about it
It is my world
7. Which vestments appeal to you the most?
8. Mrs Doyle asks you if you want a cup of tea. How do you respond?
Say 'no thanks', then get bullied into it.
Shoot her a withering look and say: "No, I'd rather DIE of thirst."

By making an obscene gesture. I do what I want.
Stare at her until she goes away.
9. Pick a Fun Land ride.
Whirly-Go-Round
Spinning Cat

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The Tunnel of Goats
The Crane of Death
10. And finally - are these cows very small, or are they far away?
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Very small
Far away
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Father Noel Furlong
Some may say you're annoying. You say you're just 'energetic'. Sure.
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Father Fintan Stack
You're rude, you're crude, and you love 'jungle music'. Let's hope you catch Hairy Hands Syndrome.
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Father Dick Byrne
Could you be any more smug? Could you?
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Father Jessup
Well, isn't it just so surprising that you got Father Jessup, the most sarcastic priest in Ireland? Yeah, a real shock. *rolls eyes*
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Father Paul Stone
You have a way of making people feel... uncomfortable.
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Father Todd Unctuous
Bit of an exhibitionist, are you? The Golden Cleric Award will never be yours.
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Father Larry Duff
Accident prone but well able to bounce back, you're a great bit of stuff.
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Father Damo
Oasis is love, Oasis is life.
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Father Austin Purcell
Mind-bendingly boring. You probably have a favourite humming noise, don't you.
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Father Liam Finnegan
As Taylor Swift said: "Can't stop, won't stop moving."
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