Are you going to answer any of these questions, or do you need Stephenie Meyer to do a Twitter chat first? #AskELJames

— beth (@bethorne) June 29, 2015

#AskELJames What's the minimum distance you have to stay away from Stephenie Meyer at all times?

— Kayleigh Donaldson (@Ceilidhann) June 29, 2015

#AskELJames How many times a day do you think Charlie Hunnam just laughs with sheer relief?

— Kayleigh Donaldson (@Ceilidhann) June 29, 2015

Do you prefer to sleep on piles of money, or swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck? #AskELJames

— Mybookshame (@mybookshame) June 29, 2015

For #AskELJames I reckon we should all send questions written in the third person, then the same ones again from a different point of view.

— Enough Of That Now (@AndyGilder) June 29, 2015

Period blood and toothbrush sharing: WHY? #AskELJames

— Snark Squad (@Snark_Squad) June 29, 2015

What type of research, if any, did you do about ginger root being used as a butt plug during sex? #AskELJames

— Katiebabs (@katiebabs) June 29, 2015

How do feel about the teens who'll come away from your books believing abuse is love and they can love their abuser better? #AskELJames

— Petra Newman (@merlinslaugh) June 29, 2015

#AskELJames Do you have any idea of how dangerous your so-called book can be ?

— Надежда 🍉 (@ahumanespresso) June 29, 2015

#AskELJames have you considered a book which empowers women instead of encouraging the acceptance of abusive controlling male behaviour?

— Claire Moore (@cctheatreco) June 29, 2015

Sweet mecy, there's so much I want to #AskELJames

Most start with "why" and end with the implacable howling of the damned.

— Dan Olson (@FoldableHuman) June 29, 2015

@Jenny_Trout reading the #AskELJames hashtag pic.twitter.com/3U5d164GoS

— Petra Newman (@merlinslaugh) June 29, 2015

I'm ready. #AskELJames really is the funniest thing today. X'D pic.twitter.com/x4qZEwqUx1

— silence (Kassna, a bit wonky) (@ShiftingDreamer) June 29, 2015