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12 people who didn't even want Glastonbury tickets anyway

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GLASTONBURY TICKETS WENT on sale to the general public at 9am this morning and things got a little crazy.

122,000 tickets sold out in 25 minutes, despite not a single act confirmed yet. Rumoured headliners include Fleetwood Mac, Muse, Radiohead, David Bowie, Kate Bush, and ACDC so it was a gamble many were willing to take.

People came prepared

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Right, #Glastonbury , let’s be having ya. #Glasto2015 pic.twitter.com/hr5EZOgpYM
— Ravi Pau (@RavPau) October 5, 2014

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But some were perfectly content with themselves having tried, failed, or not doing anything at all.

1. The options are getting too complicated

At least the options for glastonbury tickets are becoming more accurate pic.twitter.com/9uI2YeKn9T
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) October 5, 2014

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2. It’s grand, really

I'm really okay about not getting Glastonbury tickets pic.twitter.com/Z5WX3bGO2d
— 🔅livia (@livv_bennett) October 5, 2014

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3. Always next year

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4. So now

I didn't get a ticket for glastonbury, but there again, I didn't want one and didn't try
— AdeyP (@adeyP_83) October 5, 2014

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5. Guys, there are other options, wake up sheeple

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6. You still get a gold star. Good effort!

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7. Right? Right!

Didn't want stupid glastonbury tickets anyway, right?
— Hannah Davies (@misshandavies) October 5, 2014

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8. Back to bed with you

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9. Not before a harmless little dig at those who got tickets

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10. And another

I GOT GLASTONBURY TICKETS....

No wait, I spent the money on a bag and didn't actually apply.
— Joseph Larkowsky (@josayhef) October 5, 2014

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11. And…

Most people on my feed are trying to get Glastonbury tickets this morning. Me? I buy 2nd hand Donna Tartt and Hollebecque books. #old #fb
— Rupert de Paula (@rupertdepaula) October 5, 2014

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12. Everyone’s a winner, especially the ticketsellers

Yes! Haven't bought Glastonbury tickets. Can't wait to not go!
— Daniel Maier (@danielmaier) October 5, 2014

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12 people who didn't even want Glastonbury tickets anyway

People came prepared

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1. The options are getting too complicated

2. It’s grand, really

3. Always next year

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We couldn't find this Tweet

4. So now

5. Guys, there are other options, wake up sheeple

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6. You still get a gold star. Good effort!

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7. Right? Right!

8. Back to bed with you

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9. Not before a harmless little dig at those who got tickets

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10. And another

11. And…

12. Everyone’s a winner, especially the ticketsellers

The 19 moments you need to know about from Glastonbury 2014>

Metallica rocked Glastonbury with Whiskey in the Jar and everyone lost it>