1. You never learnt how to share food
There was never anything left on the table to share. And you always had your eye on how much they got.
2. The house was a trash pile of dirty clothes/gear at all times
A constant fight against mud.
3. Practicing wrestling moves on the youngest brother was standard
If you were the youngest, it was not good news.
4. As was being the prop for whatever ludicrous stunt they had planned that day
5. Every little thing was an absurd competition
6. Your skills at back garden soccer needed to be on point
7. And to stay on the Playstation you needed to have a mastery of all games
8. The stench of this could be felt on your skin at all times
Or Apollo.
9. Practical jokes were a daily occurrence
10. If you were a boy, all your clothes would 100% be hand-me-downs
And the good ones never got passed on.
11. There was a pointless physical fight in your gaff about once a day
12. And if they supported different soccer teams then it was all the worse
13. Your Christmas presents to each other had about 30 seconds thought put into them
14. But you wouldn’t change it for anything*
*except perhaps a different deodorant just ONCE.
