IF YOU DRINK alcohol, then it’s highly likely you have endured a hangover, in one form or another.
And we all know that the older you get, the more heinous the post-session aftermath; nothing new there.
But most of us have at least one mate who has been staggering through the most epic of hangovers since the crack of their very first can back in the day.
While the rest of your group were back on form after a chicken fillet roll and a bottle of Lucozade, this soldier was confined to a darkened room, heaving quietly into a wastepaper basket and praying for the sweet release of death.
And if you’re that soldier, you’ll have undoubtedly lived through the following tweets on the subject.
And for that, we salute you.
1. When the grease isn’t making a dent in the pain.
0 amount of grease can save me from this punishment bestowed on me by the wrath of God. #worsthangoverever
— caden flaherty (@cadeflairhung) February 13, 2016
2. Ah, the sit-down shower.
Had to take my shower sitting down so I wouldn't get sick #worsthangoverever
— Chelsea Rohlfs (@ChelseaRohlfs) May 29, 2014
3. This old chestnut.
Just projectile vommed all over myself whilst driving #worsthangoverever
— Rebs (@HendersonRebs) January 6, 2013
4. When you’re in desperate need of familial intervention.
I wish my children were old enough to hook up an IV. #worsthangoverever
— Sam Wilson-Späth (@SamWilson1) February 12, 2011
5. When your beard betrays you.
went to class RATCHET AS HELL starring last night's outfit and some dried vomit in my beard #hangoverhell #pray4patrick
— pattyplz (@pattyplz) February 4, 2014
6. When you lose standard functioning.
This shall forever be known as the day it took me three hours to eat a pita. #hangoverhell #welcometoyourlate20s
— Lucretia Boredgia (@KelseyChapstick) December 22, 2013
7. It’s going to be hard to pinpoint that one.
Is wondering at what point in the night I died, my head was ripped off & used as wrecking ball??#HangoverHell
— Claire (@clarabo1) October 28, 2012
8. When inanimate objects are your only friend.
I wanna die. I wanna sit on my cold, tiled bathroom floor, hug my toilet, and die. I'm never drinking again. #HangoverHell
— H (@GoGetMyCoffee) December 17, 2011
9. Will she still get paid though?
Slept under my desk at work today. Then threw up. My boss sent me home. #postgradproblems #hangoverhell
— Southern Problems (@SouthernProblem) October 14, 2011
10. Hanging out your arse is a medical term in case you weren’t aware.
Nothing beats a 350 mile drive home in 300 degree heat when your absolutely hanging out your arse #killme #hangover #crying #cidertears
— Scott Williams (@ScottyWilliamsz) April 20, 2018
11. When everything starts shutting down.
I think my eyelids just melded shut. #HANGOVERDEATH
— Elmo Keep (@Elmo_Keep) July 29, 2009
12. When even your clothes are causing you distress.
God, wtf my shirt is so loud. #hangoverdeath
— #seanivore (@seanivore) July 3, 2012
13. We mean, no but ehm…
Someone please come and cut off my head. #hangoverfromhell pic.twitter.com/9wrg5hv9aH
— Yowela (@Yowela_Chomba) May 20, 2018
14. When it’s time to start calling in the big guns.
Jesus if your out there buddy today's the day do your thing #hangoverfromhell
— fraser bennett (@fraserbennett14) February 19, 2018
15. And when you finally accept death.
Death must be easier than this #StruggleStreet #dying #hangover
— James Alloway (@jamesalloway32) April 19, 2015
