SOME PEOPLE HAVE trouble uttering the words ‘I love you’ and other people would make the declaration as quick as look at you.
Most of us welcome the sentiment, but if we’re being honest here, there are other three-word phrases we’d welcome a lot quicker.
Sure, proclamations of love are nice and all, but hearing the words ‘I’ve ordered pizza’ after a long day will trump it every single time.
And we’re not alone on this.
Twitter is currently working overtime to remind everyone that while ‘I love you’ is nice, some three-word sentences are much, much nicer.
And here are just some of the greatest examples.
1. Show us a college student who disagrees, and we’ll show you a liar.
#BetterThanILoveYouIn3Words class is cancelled.
— Hassaan (@Hassaan267) August 9, 2018
2. Bonus points if it’s followed by ‘Please pet her’.
#BetterThanILoveYouIn3Words
— Bill Sokool (@BSokool) August 9, 2018
Here's a puppy
3. That would be a yes.
You need money? #BetterThanILoveYouIn3Words
— Shauncea Starr (@BnanaCremeKween) August 9, 2018
4. *Picks up a spoon.*
I've got Nutella #BetterThanILoveYouIn3Words
— Sean Marier (@839photo) August 9, 2018
5. We mean, if you insist.
#BetterThanILoveYouIn3Words
— Dessy gallegos (@dessy_gallegos) August 9, 2018
Take a nap
6. Potential alternative; ‘it’s my treat’.
You’re not paying #BetterThanILoveYouIn3Words
— The basic one🌋 (@Abderahmansarah) August 9, 2018
7. On a long-distance journey and all.
High Speed Internet #BetterThanILoveYouIn3Words
— Pocket Fox (@Pocket_Fox_) August 9, 2018
8. Say it again… slower.
Here's my cake #BetterThanILoveYouIn3Words
— KimDifford (@DiffordKim) August 9, 2018
9. “… and forgotten forever.”
Student loans forgiven #BetterThanILoveYouIn3Words
— f.j. darnell, PhD (Doc) (@DocDarnell) August 9, 2018
And the clear winner by a country mile?
This. Just this.
You're off Monday #BetterThanILoveYouIn3Words
— Jubella (@iamlisanoelle) August 9, 2018
