1. “Kissing Balls”
2. “Hey, what do you think our slogan should be?” “How about ‘We’re proud of our squirt’?” “Yep, perfect.”
3. Do you now?
4. Do we have to go via Dead Man’s Hole if we’re squeamish?
5. This can’t have been an accident
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6. “Psycho Pussies”
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7. Because you’re so smooth…
Smooth like butt, in fact.
8. I MEAN, COME ON?
9. Clearly there’s an Irish person working in Countdown
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10. Unlimited, you say?
11. “Where are you from?” “I don’t want to say.” “Come on!”
“Okay, I’m from Cum, Co. Mayo.”
12. “This pizza looks like a rugby ball, doesn’t it?” “Absolutely, Dave.”
13. Bravo, headline writer
14. Interesting shape to your name there, John…
