AH, THE HUMBLE jambon.
The king of hangover cures and the hangover cure of kings. As a nation, there’s truly nothing we love more than horsing into one of our beloved ham and cheese pastries…
It’s the deli food of choice whenever you have a Big One™
Even if you’re so shook that you mangle the pronunciation of them at the counter.
“I knew it was something that sounded vaguely European.”
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They weren’t made to be eaten. They were made to be inhaled.
They have been known to burn the roof of your mouth, sure…
But you can’t help yourself. You just keep going back for more.
Nothing makes your day quite like this.
Someone up there is smiling on me!
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Law: if you stop off in a petrol station, you have to get a jambon
If it’s a choice between having abs and jambons, you’ll pick jambons every time
No contest.
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Did we mention it inspires some A+ wordplay?
“Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near…”
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