This highly scientific quiz will determine your ‘Irish Farmer Name’ so that you can look into acquiring some road frontage with some actual legitimacy, ensuring you don’t get laughed out of the place with that fanchy city slicker name you have now. Good luck to ye.
First up, pick a time for the dinner...
Noon
1pm
6pm
Really, really, really late (takeaway, let's face it)
Now, select a classic Irish character that really represents you...
Channel 4
Mrs Doyle
RTE
Paul from Fair City
Colm Meaney from The Van
RTE
Siobhan - Love/Hate
RTE
Biddy from Glenroe
Channel 4
Pat Mustard
And finally, you've got time at the end of the night for one tune... name it
C'est La Vie - B*Witched
Friends In Low Places - Garth Brooks
Hit The Diff - Marty Mone
You're Still the One - Shania Twain
You scored out of !
Your Irish Farmer Name is... Jimmy "Massey" Ferguson
You know all the words to Hit The Diff and you're flat to the mat every morning - no matter how late you were out the night before.
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Your Irish Farmer Name is... Breda "Biddy" Furlong
You're on the county camogie team and a safe pair of hands behind the wheel of the Deere. You were North West Vice President for Macra na Feirme back in the day too.
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Your Irish Farmer Name is... Gerry "Joe" Dolan
Affectionately known as "Joe" Dolan down the local and you can pull off a decent cover of 'You're Such a Good Looking Woman' after a feed of pints.
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Your Irish Farmer Name is... Nora "Nelly" Moynihan
Rumours abound that you're related to someone from Big Tom and The Mainliners but it's not true. You headed off to England to study agriculture and you're home now and ready to work - and maybe enter the Rose of Tralee.
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Your Irish Farmer Name is... Dessie "The Dose" Deasy
Everyone sighs when you walk into the pub, as you have no problem talking the ear off anyone who'll listen about the weather or any old shite that comes to mind.
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Your Irish Farmer Name is... Síle "Massey" Mahon
You're fierce into the farming, and couldn't wait for school to be over every summer to help out with the sheep shearing.
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Your Irish Farmer Name is... Pa Kehoe
Or "PK", as you're known around town. Nothing happens in the townland without you knowing, and you turn up dutifully to every funeral. Good man.
