THIS SHOULD BE the new citizen’s test, just saying.
1.
ar na ceisteanna
ar do scrúdpháipéar
agus bí ag leamh
agus bí i do thost
2. Is Bosco male or female?
Male
Female
WHO KNOWS
3. What colour are you hoping for on this?
Youtube
White
Blue
Black
Golden
4. STAND CLEAR
Doors opening
Opening luggage store
Luggage doors operating
Mind the doors
5. Was it a date?
It's still not clear
It was definitely a date
No, it wasn't
6. What song was performed during this iconic television moment?
Fame!
Get Lucky
Happy
Yes Sir, I can Boogie
7. Which of these men has never presented The Den?
RTE
8. Roll it there
Rebecca
Riona
Roisin
Réiltín
9. How does this make you feel?
Sad
Nothing
10. What has this guy not got a clue about?
SSIAs
How to drive
Tracker mortgages
Farm safety
11.
PA
DING DING DING
BEEP BEEP.
Was that Daniel Day Lewis?
12. What's missing from their jumpers?
M and 50
N and 11
Toll Trolls
13. Finish this off
Macklemore
Mackleless
Macklebeag
Macklebig
14. How often is telly bingo on?
Twice a week
Every night
Monday night
Saturday nights
15. Can you meet the prices in Eurocycle Eurobaby?
RateMyArea.ie
Sure
Absolutely not
16. Which one of these is a Twink?
Julien Behal
Wikipedia
17.
A therapist
Your mam
Cathy
Joe
You scored out of !
You got 0/17
Wow, are you an alien?
You scored out of !
You got 1/17
Wow, are you an alien?
You scored out of !
You got 2/17
Wow, are you an alien?
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You got 3/17
Wow, are you an alien?
You scored out of !
You got 4/17
Wow, are you an alien?
You scored out of !
You got 5/17
You're definitely not Irish, you chancer.
You scored out of !
You got 6/17
You're definitely not Irish, you chancer.
You scored out of !
You got 7/17
You're definitely not Irish, you chancer.
You scored out of !
You got 8/17
You're definitely not Irish, you chancer.
You scored out of !
You got 9/17
You're definitely not Irish, you chancer.
You scored out of !
You got 10/17
You're definitely not Irish, you chancer.
You scored out of !
You got 11/17
Poor form, were you asleep the last 20 years?
You scored out of !
You got 12/17
Poor form, were you asleep the last 20 years?
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You got 13/17
Poor form, were you asleep the last 20 years?
You scored out of !
You got 14/17
Poor form, were you asleep the last 20 years?
You scored out of !
You got 15/17
So close, yet so far. You can keep the passport but this is your final warning.
You scored out of !
You got 16/17
So close, yet so far. You can keep the passport but this is your final warning.
You scored out of !
You got 17/17
WELL DONE. You're as Irish as Irish can be.
