Wagon
Mrs Meanface is SUCH a wagon.
- After Mrs Meanface gives out to you for dossing in double maths. The wagon.
Pup
You little pup.
- After some little pup kicks you in the shins.
Weapon
That weapon wouldn’t give you the steam off her piss.
- After the neighbour refuses to return a stray football.
Strap
Come back here and clean this room you little strap you.
- After some little strap refuses to clean up her kip of a room.
Poxy
Nah I’m not going there, their pints are poxy.
- Referring to somewhere with a particularly bad feed of the black stuff.
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Witch
Get up off that floor you little witch.
- Commonly heard in supermarket aisles when toddlers throw tantrums.
Cute hoor
Oh he got it for a tenner, the cute hoor
- After someone who’s something of a rogue or a charlatan gets a sneaky discount on something
Dose
Oh Jesus is your man here? He’s such a dose.
- Upon spotting a bit of a pain in the hole at a party.
Pain in the hole
His friend is a pain in the hole too.
-Similar to a dose. You don’t want to get stuck beside a pain in the hole at a party.
Bollix
Will you move you bloody bollix?!
- When somebody doesn’t start driving the instant the light turns green.
Dope
It doesn’t go there you dope!
- After someone tries to put back your Italia ’90 DVD in the wrong place.
Geebag
I can’t believe that geebag shifted Brendan. She knows I fancy him.
- After a disagreeable woman shifts the man you fancy.
Gowl
Look at the state of him. He’s some gowl.
- After you spot an awful eejit in the pub.
Maggot (as in ‘acting the’)
Stop acting the maggot or there’ll be no Santy in this house this Christmas.
- A threat issued to misbehaving children up and down the country.
