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11 tweets about January that are far too real right now

The neverending month.

IT’S ALMOST JANUARY pay day. We’ve come a long way. But we still have a whole week and a bit left of this horrible month.

1. Is it payday yet?

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2. No, it’s not

It's the fourth week of January. Pay day is a distant memory. People start believing they work for free & attempt to buy their coffee with the spare buttons you get with coats.
— Bacardi Oakheart (@Midgetgems26) January 22, 2018

Bacardi Oakheart / Twitter

3. It has been AGES since New Years

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4. Desperate times…

Tanning only the parts of your body that are visable, becuase its January and you're a broke AF. #anklesandhandsonfleek
— Callyann Brennan (@CallyannBrennan) January 12, 2018

Callyann Brennan / Twitter

5. The metaphors are strong

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6. IT’S GAAAS

I was about to write the date on one of my checks, then laughed at my typical January mistake-

-of thinking I have enough money in my account to write any checks.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) January 10, 2018

Stephanie Ortiz / Twitter

7. Why has the wind been so shite, too?

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8. Is this all a massive conspiracy?

Ok. Nobody is in trouble and I'm not cross. But some fecker is stretching January and I want names.
— June Shannon (@juneshannon) January 20, 2018

June Shannon / Twitter

9. At least our dry Januaries are going to plan

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10. Spare a thought for those with birthdays this month

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11. BOOK THE HOLIDAY, make it all ok

We’re almost halfway through January and I haven’t booked a single holiday yet.

Worst.
Year.
Ever!
— Emma Wheatley (@EmmaAWheatley) January 13, 2018

Emma Wheatley / Twitter

You’ve only a few more days to go. Be grand.

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11 tweets about January that are far too real right now

1. Is it payday yet?

2. No, it’s not

3. It has been AGES since New Years

4. Desperate times…

5. The metaphors are strong

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

6. IT’S GAAAS

7. Why has the wind been so shite, too?

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

8. Is this all a massive conspiracy?

9. At least our dry Januaries are going to plan

10. Spare a thought for those with birthdays this month

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

11. BOOK THE HOLIDAY, make it all ok

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