IT’S ALMOST JANUARY pay day. We’ve come a long way. But we still have a whole week and a bit left of this horrible month.
1. Is it payday yet?
2. No, it’s not
3. It has been AGES since New Years
4. Desperate times…
5. The metaphors are strong
6. IT’S GAAAS
7. Why has the wind been so shite, too?
8. Is this all a massive conspiracy?
9. At least our dry Januaries are going to plan
10. Spare a thought for those with birthdays this month
11. BOOK THE HOLIDAY, make it all ok
You’ve only a few more days to go. Be grand.