PARENTS OF IRELAND, you can surely expect to see something like this on the kitchen table this evening. Lucky you.

This worried little one

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This innovative chap

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This kid who only speaks the truth

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This kid who saw straight into his mam’s soul

This sweet message from pupil to teacher

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This staggeringly honest love note

Amazingly Amazingly

This superhero-themed missive

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This heavily disguised compliment

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Does she mean ‘crepes’? We think she means crepes.

This extremely depressing card from Donovan

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Thanks, Donovan.

This veiled threat

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And this wholly unveiled threat

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Kids. They say the darndest things…

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