when you first start talking and you get in an argument vs when you've been dating for a while pic.twitter.com/uaHKOmIDSR

— Typical Girl ✨ (@actuallyyme) November 20, 2015

Netflix and chill when you're in a long-term relationship is more like, "Don't fucking touch me while my show is on".. Seriously!

— B.Rose (@BriceRose1) March 10, 2016

Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious

— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) November 14, 2012

When you go to your Girlfriends parents house for the first time... pic.twitter.com/0byaGY0VDN

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) January 22, 2015

Girlfriend said last night "You treat our relationship like some kind of game!" Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance.

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) March 1, 2013

Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don't like them

— AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) September 17, 2013

You know people really lump you in a couple when people call you looking for your bf/gf #relationshiplife

— Ashlyn (@AshlynAdventure) July 2, 2015

keeping our marriage fresh/exciting via texts pic.twitter.com/XB3dktiSnA

— Jeff (@usedwigs) January 16, 2016

My relationship is based solely on whispering, "Are you awake? I need to show you this cat video."

— Megan Fitzgerald (@megzryan) March 2, 2016

I'd imagine that the best part of being in a relationship would be no one asking you why you're not in a relationship.

— mandy (@mandyyyschmandy) February 13, 2016

Marriage is basically agreeing to not sleep in a comfortable position again for the rest of your life.

— QUΞΞN ΔLΔNΔ 👑 알라나 여왕 (@AlanaRockz) November 16, 2015

romantic relationships are 98% trying to decide what to have for dinner

— maura quint (@behindyourback) September 4, 2014

I miss that stage in relationships where they share all their food with you. Now, me and Aaron go savage over the last slice of pizza

— Rose (@rosee_amyy) December 6, 2012