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What Should You Name Your First Child?

We have the answer, right this way.

babynamequiz Source: flickr

1. On a scale of 1-10, how hipster are you?
2. Pick an on screen parent you would love to be...
Mrs Brown
Uncle Phil

Jack Geller
Marge Simpson
3. What was your favourite childhood book?
Goosebumps
Harry Potter

Matilda
Twilight

To Kill a Mockingbird
The Chronicles of Narnia
4. Choose a lovely colour scheme for your first child's bedroom...
5. Pick a school subject...
English
Art

Maths
History

Geography
Irish
6. If you *had* to choose, would you prefer a boy or a girl?
7. If you could choose their first word, it would be...
8. Now, select a pair of cute baby shoes...
9. And finally... what would your friends/family think if you went for an outrageously hipster baby name?
They would be grand
The in-laws would judge

They just wouldn't understand
There would be lots of jokes
Answer all the questions to see your result!
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You got Fiadh!
Modern, Irish and a little bit hipster. Perfect for you.
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You got Oisin!
A classic Irish name - already in the top 20 in Ireland this year. You've got a winner with Oisin.
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You got Sophia!
One of the most popular girls' names in Ireland - and with good reason.
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You got Mason!
Mason. You wanted something cool and cutting edge but also classic. Mason is the perfect fit.
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You got Aodhán!
Aidan just doesn't do it for you. Aodhán is the cutting edge hipster equivalent - and the perfect name for your son.
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You got Eabha!
Hitting all the right Gaelige notes for your taste - Eabha is an up and coming baby name and one you should get on soon.
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You got Róise!
Much better than Roisin. Róise is the new, hip version and you can call your first daughter that with supreme confidence thanks to this highly scientific quiz.
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You got Dylan!
A throwback classic of a boys' name, Dylan is timeless and surely the best option to go with now that this scientific quiz has told you it's the right choice.
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You got Laoise!
Like the county? No way. Laoise is a seriously cool girls' name and one you should be proud to call your daughter when the time comes along.
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You got Siún!
Siún is a classic Irish name on the way up in Ireland - and now you can call your first born that in full confidence after getting it in this highly scientific quiz.
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You got Fionn!
It might go all the way back to Celtic mythology, but Fionn is a modern-day phenomenon - consistently coming in the top baby names across Ireland.
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You got Blake!
Too hipster? Nah. Blake is a properly cool name and you'll be glad to give your little boy this delightfully cool moniker.
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