THE ACADEMY AWARDS are on this Sunday night, which can only mean one thing.
It’s time for an Oscars drinking game.
Obviously we at DailyEdge.ie don’t condone the over-consumption of alcohol, so we suggest you grab yourself some fizzy pop or a nice glass of water, and bunker down. This is a marathon, not a sprint.
The rules are simple: we’ll start on the red carpet then get to the main event.
If you see any of the following, you must drink.
An actress towers over Ryan Seacrest.
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Giuliana tells someone they look stunning.
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Someone’s look is referred to as a “tribute to old Hollywood”.
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A major celebrity arrives at the last minute and Ryan and Giuliana desperately try to grab them just before the awards start.
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Adele says “OH MA GAWD” before delivering her acceptance speech.
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Someone says “I know I’ve forgotten someone…”
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Tommy Lee Jones looks unimpressed.
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Ann Hathaway wins and is breathlessly, earnestly shocked.
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Someone refers to “The brave men and women…” of something in their acceptance speech.
Someone mispronounces Quvenzhané.
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Someone mentions Meryl Streep.
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Tarantino spits out his drink. (Yes, we know there aren’t really drinks at the Oscars but we just had to show you this.)
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Jennifer Lawrence says something vaguely inappropriate.
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Jennifer Lawrence says something overtly inappropriate.
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The camera goes to George Clooney.
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Seth MacFarlane tells a joke that bombs.
Someone thanks a Weinstein brother.
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The cast of Chicago challenges the cast of Les Mis to a duel in the middle of their performance celebrating ‘a decade of movie musicals’.
If this happens, drink everything you have in the house. Catherine Zeta Jones is about to take them down to Chinatown.
So, enjoy the Oscars and make sure you keep an eye on DailyEdge.ie – we’ll be live blogging the Red Carpet through to the end of the awards themselves.
