1. Which of these is NOT one of Mouse Rat's former names?
Department of Homeland Obscurity
Scarecrow Boat
Fiveskin
Ninja Shaft
2. Fill in the blank in the Pawnee motto.
Illiteracy
Obesity
Unemployment
Malnutrition
3. Just how many Tammys are in Ron's life?
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1
2
3
4. Dennis Feinstein assumed that name as he didn't think his real one was 'exotic' enough. But what's his real name?
Diego Figueroa
Dante Fiero
Devan Ferragamo
Demetri Filipov
5. Ron's third wife, Diane, is played by which iconic 90s actress?
Lucy Lawless
Tiffany Amber-Thiessen
Shannen Doherty
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
6. Fill in the blank in the Leslie Knope compliment.
Real life unicorn
Noble land mermaid
Rule breaking moth
Chestnut-haired sunfish
7. Which of these items does not appear in the Treat Yo Self 2011 song?
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Fragrances
Fine leather goods
Cashmere
Mimosas
9. In Tom Haverford English, what are 'Adam Sandlers'?
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Sandals
Sandwiches
Samples
10. Ben Wyatt was appointed mayor of which town when he was just 18 years of age?
Carleton
Partridge
Eagleton
Plymouth
11. Which of these Rons has just had sex?
13. And finally, what's better than a candle in the wind?
500 candles in the wind
5000 candles in the wind
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So close! Lil' Sebastian is smiling down on you.
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You know Pawnee better than Leslie Knope, which is saying something.