# penis

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Soldier

World's first total penis and scrotum transplant takes place in US

24 Apr 2018

37.7k

langer

An amazing comment on The Guardian explains why Cork people have such magnificent penises

25 Apr 2016

10.1k

President Trump

Donald Trump defended the size of his penis during a debate and the internet lost it

4 Mar 2016

4.6k

the ride

IT Carlow installed a giant rodeo penis this week for a very good reason

3 Feb 2016

5.4k

stiff opposition

Australian man in five year battle to use penis doodle as his signature

8 Jan 2016

23.9k

d**k pic

The internet can't stop talking about Usher's penis

25 Nov 2015

16.0k

Prussia Street

Murder accused said he cut off deceased's penis and put it in man's pocket, court told

3 Nov 2015

26.7k

one erection

Here's why you shouldn't take 35 Viagra pills at once, in case you were wondering

14 Sep 2015

9.1k

willies

This is women's ideal penis size

7 Sep 2015

22.0k

Zip up your mickey

The man with the longest penis in the world says it's really not all that

29 Aug 2015

26.2k

schlongford

A definitive ranking of Irish slang words for penis

25 Aug 2015

36.9k

Tokyo

Japanese man flushes lawyer's penis down the toilet 'as revenge for affair'

13 Aug 2015

35.9k

lenny's lad

8 messages from women to the penis owners of Ireland

5 Aug 2015

34.7k

all rise

9 fascinating facts about erections you probably didn't know

14 Jul 2015

164k

the spire

8 suggestions for what Irish men should name their penises

3 Jul 2015

8.1k

Take a Break

A giant penis is going around shooting glitter at people for a good reason

29 Jun 2015

37.3k

Middlesbrough

Man who had his penis cut off in savage attack has been found dead

8 May 2015

76.3k

oh my

The internet can't stop talking about Chris Hemsworth's giant penis

8 May 2015

32.9k

oh long johnson

11 facts about penises everyone should know

26 Apr 2015

96.3k

Prime Numbers

How big is the average penis? That, and more, in the week in numbers

7 Mar 2015

29.5k

Party On Girth

How big is the average penis?

3 Mar 2015

134k

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party in your pants

A London man is throwing a big party for men with small penises

17 Feb 2015

32.4k

in the nip

Jamie Dornan's penis won't be in Fifty Shades of Grey, and some people are very disappointed

3 Nov 2014

7.5k

selfie

US teen may face jail time for child porn after taking photos of his own penis

19 Jul 2014

69.6k

shrinking feeling

Man sues hospital for making his penis an inch shorter

14 Jun 2014

46.8k

Evening Wrap

The 5 at 5 5 minutes, 5 stories, 5 o’clock…

13 Mar 2014

8.8k

Ouch

Man with seven-week-long erection treated at Dublin hospital

13 Jan 2014

137k

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phalling prices

Residents fear house price drop as estate 'resembles a giant penis' from above

21 Nov 2013

7.6k

morto

Willy-shaped church 'doesn't look much like a willy', insists architect

12 Nov 2013

4.2k

rising up

American church looks like a phallus on Google Maps

30 Oct 2013

5.1k

willyvision

Penis makes surprise appearance on TV news broadcast (NSFW)

4 Oct 2013

2.4k

whoops

News reporter accidentally draws VERY rude picture

25 Jul 2013

1.9k

ooh matron

17 everyday things that inadvertently look a bit rude

30 Jun 2013

6.8k

world of celebs

The Dredge: Lashing rain in Cannes, lashing willies in Tallaght

16 May 2013

3.0k

willygate

How Irish people react to a TV star tweeting their penis

8 May 2013

25.1k

rude planet

Men are from Mars: €1.9bn NASA Rover draws penis on red planet

24 Apr 2013

24.2k

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