1. The target of this sinister surveillance operation
2. The person disturbed by this sustained two-hour violent incident
3. The quarry of these nefarious Canadians
4. This guy :(
5. This actual police officer, seeking out evils
6. This woman who doesn’t understand online shopping
7. And her friend
8. This victim of wanton squirrel thuggery
9. The neighbours of these avian troublemakers
10. The person monitoring this guy with newly clean insides
11. Everyone involved in taking Bingogate to court
12. This victim of an incredibly subtle crime
13. This birthday girl
14. This guy’s cat
15. This remarkably un-suspicious husband
16. And this person unfamiliar with Mexican food.
(Not, however, these people who didn’t press charges.)
