Right, first up, what's your priority on a night out?
Killeens
Dancing
Tunes
Shitetalk (with pints)
What's the most recent thing you've given out about?
The weather
The price of drink in pubs
Young people these days
The absolute state of pop music in 2017. It's just noise. That Electric Picnic line up is shockin' too.
Pick a pint
And pick a tune to sup it to. Honestly now...
The Cranberries - Zombie
Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way
None of that shite. Silence will do.
And finally... pick your favourite auld lad saying
Ya blaggard
Hauld your whist
I'm just coddin' you
Ah sure, this is it
You scored out of !
You're 0% auld lad
Look at you there, with your fancy this and notions that. Good luck to ya, young wan.
You scored out of !
You're 50% auld lad
Half way there. A few more pints of porter and you'll be there in no time.
You scored out of !
You're 92% auld lad
Nearly the full auld lad shilling, so ya are.
You scored out of !
You're 100% auld lad
Sure sit down there and get yourself a pint of porter. You're a pure auld lad in every way.
