1. Pick a fabulous shirt
2. White or red wine?
Red
White
3. What do you think Graham is laughing at here?
You
How much money is in his bank account
The notion that he's British
Old episodes of Father Ted
4. Pick an Irish insult
Langer
Shitehawk
Eejit
Pox
5. Now pick a celebrity guest to sit on your couch
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Ryan Gosling
Tom Hanks
Mary Robinson
Beyonce
Helen Mirren
Er, Graham Norton
6. Do you have your red chair story already picked out? (If so, pls let us know it in the comments)
Yes
Eh... no, who does that?
7. Finally, pick some fruit from the random fruit bowl
Let's have the pineapple so
A lime
An orange
A lemon
You scored out of !
You are 91% Graham Norton!
You're almost completely like the man himself. Maybe wear some more flowery shirts and grow a beard to get you over the line.
You scored out of !
You are 40% Graham Norton!
You're not very Graham at all now. Settle down with a glass of wine and start reading up on your celebs. You can do this.
You scored out of !
You are 51% Graham Norton!
You're slightly more Graham than you are NOT Graham but you still have a good bit to go. Start by growing a beard and having more white wine.
You scored out of !
You are 84% Graham Norton!
You're getting close, but you're still a bit off being like the man himself. We prescribe more white wine.
You scored out of !
You are 100% Graham Norton!
You're more Graham Norton that a glass of white wine wearing a red suit listening to Adele. ARE you Graham Norton?
