EXTREME! MAXIMUM STRENGTH! Macho! All these words and more have been littered over men’s products for years.
Surely we can do better than this:
1. Warning! Chunky man cereal inside!
2. We don’t need to be told that the umbrella has “premium rain coverage”
3. This “man tin” need not exist
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4. You must wonder what “engineering” took place above and beyond normal lip balm
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5. “Maximum strength” air freshener
6. It’s difficult to purchase wipes without this manly name
7. Manflu “lozzers”
8. We couldn’t clean our clothes without this stuff
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9. Or eat a donut
10. Shaving is tough too
11. Our snot is also HUGE, manly snot
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12. The significant difference between a male and female pen and pencil set has yet to be established
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13. Never leave the house without this stuff on
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14. Or have a sandwich without this
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15. And finally… what self respecting man would ever clean the jacks without Dettol extreme high performance for men germ killer?
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Sigh.
We all demand better.
