1. This raccoon and his devastating candy floss loss
The candy floss is The Christmas, and his hands are our hands.
2. This raccoon eating grapes
New year, new you. Eight nine grapes equals your five-a-day, right?
3. This raccoon stealing a doughnut
New year, new year starts tomorrow, ok?
4. This raccoon stealing cat food
“Oh, are those biscuits? No I couldn’t poss….”
5. This raccoon stealing cat food
Sure just the one can’t hurt.
6. This raccoon eating popcorn
“Just ONE MORE episode of Making a Murderer”.
7. This raccoon watching telly
“JUST ONE MORE EPISODE!”
8. This raccoon in love with a cat
“JUST LET ME LOVE YOU”.
9. This raccoon doing the sweeping
You’re going to get so much DONE this year. Sweep the floors EVERY day.
10. This raccoon sitting down
The floors can sweep them-bloody-selves.
11. This drunk raccoon
Dry January my arse.
