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13 essential celebrity tips for surviving superstorm Sandy

Famous people were at risk too, you know.

HURRICANE SANDY BATTERED the east coast of the US last night, leaving thousands of homes underwater and causing millions of dollars in damage.

And you know who was at risk, as well as ordinary people? CELEBRITIES.

Luckily, they are so wise. Here are 13 celebrity tips for getting through the storm:

13 essential celebrity tips for surviving superstorm Sandy
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  • Fly yourself to Miami, then tell everyone

  • Ask the big questions. Somebody's got to.

  • Draw parallels to your personal life

  • Mystical pictures! They'll help.

  • My-my-my music hits me so hard, makes me say, 'Let's play cards'

  • If it's OK where you are, you should probably remind everyone

  • DO NOT RELY ON BACON

  • Are you just sitting in the dark? That's OK too.

  • Stay focused on the real priorities, like QVC

  • Send 'light'

  • Positive thinking will almost certainly stop this enormous weather system.

Pics: Superstorm Sandy hits the US>

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