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These photos of Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom “getting close” in a nightclub have set the internet rumour mill into overdrive. 

The drama.

For starters, the world was under the impression that Bloom was still going out with Katy Perry – as they were pictured together as recently as the Met Gala last week:

Nobody really knows the situation – despite Selena and Orlando having some serious history – but this morning Katy sent out the most cryptic tweet

“Is that all there is?”

This has been interpreted as a “those pictures show nothing” message to fans and onlookers alike. The original photos were posted by TMZ, and since then the speculation has just exploded.

And, to add even more fuel to the flames, Selena’s ex Justin Bieber had a proper fist fight with Bloom in Ibiza back in 2014 – leading to headlines today like

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So now.

Refinery29 have outlined the “tangled history” involving all their respective exes and you’d need to be a celebrity internet detective to work through all the drama.

Maia Dunphy has been talking about a particularly gas wardrobe malfunction she had when taking her son swimming. 

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As Goss.ie reports, Maia was taking little Tom swimming at a public pool when she realised she had nothing to wear with her:

In my attempts to pack the Perfect Baby Swim Bag, I had completely neglected to include anything for myself.

So told the story on her The M Word blog:

I’m not a swimmer or a beach person so I don’t have a stash of bikinis, and the only thing I had was a never-worn maternity tankini… but the the only alternative was swimming in my underwear

Which produced a wardrobe malfunction of epic proportions:

Turns out Baby Swimming involves more bouncing and spinning than I’d anticipated, and the maternity tank-travesty was about as practical as cutting two holes in a bag for life and stepping into it.

I watched in horror as my massive pants floated away like an angry jellyfish on the second bounce, unable to grab them what with trying to hold the baby above water and all.

The perils of the wardrobe malfunction can happen to the best of us.  (Goss)

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Serena Williams has been staying in a hotel in Rome – and it’s so fancy that it has a gourmet dog food menu available to guests.

So naturally enough she gave some of it a whirl, and it didn’t go down well:

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As The Daily Mail reports, Serena Snapchatted the whole, eh, experience and after eating some of the salmon dog food, she said it wasn’t great:

Let’s fast forward to two hours … I just ran to the toilet like I thought I was gonna pass out!

I mean, it did taste weird, I force-swallowed it. It tasted a little bit like a house cleaner kind of thing. I don’t know what they put in this dog food, but Chip liked it and it looked good.

It’s the hotel’s fault, really:

But I don’t think it’s consumable for humans. They should’ve wrote that! So now I feel really sick. It was just a spoonful.

Now we know how strict a world class athlete’s diet is. (Daily Mail)

And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt…

• Kylie Jenner and Tyga have split “for good” (TMZ)
• Anna Kendrick and Justin Timberlake have been belting out a few tunes together (US)
• Lauren Goodger wore a “bizarre” onesie (Mirror)
• Azealia Banks has apologised for yesterday’s disgraceful rant (Celebuzz)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Azealia Banks has been hurling racist abuse at Zayn Malik on Twitter>