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A handy list of the more absurd sex myths that are still doing the rounds

You didn’t escape adolescence without believing at least one.

WHEN I WAS nine-years-old, I was told that if you shifted 12 people, you’d automatically become pregnant after the final one.

And I’ll be honest here; I was skeptical.

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A quick scan of the dictionary that we’d been required to get in 3rd class suggested that there was a little more to the whole ‘getting pregnant’ process than a series of slobbery shifts, but Jaysus, who bloody knew?

Sure, just a few years prior to that particular revelation I was under the impression babies were born through their mother’s bellybutton, so it was all to play for on the sex education front.

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Naturally, I wouldn’t have been on my own when it came to sex myths, and Twitter is here to remind us that no matter how ludicrous your understanding was of the whole shebang, their’s was equally as absurd.

Take a look at this…

1.The power of your cut-price toothpaste, lads.

2. Looking for trouble here, TBF.

3. Yep, and sometimes confetti might come out, just like a piñata.

4. Do not try this at home.

5. We heard five, but OK.

6. Condom, check? Handcuffs, check.

7. And sure, go with ten if you can manage it.

8. For the love of…

9. Nope.

10. Still doing the rounds, we see.

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