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Quiz: Are These Bizarre Sex Tips Real Or Fake?

It’s gonna be harder than you’d think.
Feb 11th 2015, 9:30 PM 11,307 8

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MAGAZINE SEX TIPS leave a lot to be desired. But can you tell if it’s from a legit magazine, or a parody?

1. After sex, grab your still-moist panties from the floor and use them to tie your hair back. This will show him that you're fun, casual, and easy-going.
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2. Sprinkle some pepper under his nose right before he climaxes. Sneezing can feel similar to an orgasm and amplify the feel-good effects.
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3. Penetrate slow. Remember, slow and steady wins the race. And it IS a race. Never forget that if you want to be a winner.
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4. It really sucks when a woman handles your manhood with care. Squeeze hard, suck hard, really grab on to it like you're milking a cow.
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5. Very softly bite the skin of his scrotum.
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6. Move his penis all around like an old-school Atari joystick-up, down, side to side, in a circle.
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7. Denying your partner satisfaction can be a real turn on for both of you. Blindfold your partner, tease them with light touches and then move to a new city.
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8. Gently stick his penis through a doughnut hole and then nibble around it, stopping to suck him once in a while. This sugary texture of your tongue will add an interesting new dimension.
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9. Don't feel bad if your partner needs to touch themselves and your best friend in order to get off.
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10. If you're with a man who finishes too quickly, whisper "99% of all pregnancies are caused by sex" to slow him down.
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11. Nibble your way up the side of his penis as if it were corn on the cob, taking the skin lightly between your lips or teeth and tugging gently.
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12. Make a bedroom Burrito. While you're rolling around in bed, wrap her up in the sheet so she can't do anything with her arms.
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Sources: 1. Cosmo’s print edition, Vol. 238, issue 1, page 84 via Cracked, 2. Cosmo, 3. Sex Criminals, 5. Cosmo, 6. Cosmo’s print edition, Vol. 237, Issue 3, page 144 via Cracked, 7. Sex Criminals, 8. Cosmo, 9. Sex Criminals, 10. Sex Criminals, 11. Redbook, 12. Men’s Health

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