LAST NIGHT, COMEDY Central show Midnight challenged Twitter to sum up their single life in three words using the hashtag #SingleLifeIn3Words.
The hashtag quickly took off with singletons everywhere describing what being single meant to then.
1. For one thing, it means more pizza.
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2. Unfortunately, Netflix doesn’t come with a side order of chill.
3. On the bright side, at least you actually watch it, though.
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4. And you’re free to fart whenever and wherever you like without fear of embarrassment
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5. The Third Wheel Life is one you know all too well…
6. But at least chocolate always has your back
7. We’ll say nothing about this…
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8. A whole entire bed with nobody to snatch the duvet from you in the middle of the night? Most welcome.
9. Yasssss.
10. You’re basically in a relationship with wine, but you’re cool with it.
11. Although sometimes things can get a little Castaway-ish…
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12. And you’ve been known to have full-blown conversations with your pets
13. You’ve been known to struggle with this injury…
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14. And with the excruciating small talk you’ve been forced to have on dates.
15. Adele songs are like a window into your soul
16. Your Mam might be your “in case of emergency” contact…
17. But you still wish she’d stop asking about the love life.
