IF STRANGER THINGS was set in Ireland.
1. Eleven would be mad about Birds Eye Waffles instead of Eggos
2. The upside down, the land of death and decay, would be known as the Northside
KIDDING. It would be the Down Below.
Don’t go down below there now bai.
3. Will wouldn’t have went missing because he wouldn’t be left alone in that house EVER
Sure he’s far too young to be up in that house on his own.
- The neighbours.
4. Benny with the good fries would be Eddie’s with the cheese chips
5. Eleven would never have been able to stay in Mike’s basement as his nosy mam would’ve found her a long time ago
6. Chief Hopper would’ve been a garda transferred from Dublin to the sticks
7. Barb would have been captured when her blood hit a waterlogged field
She’d also probably be well used to navigating a bag of cans.
8. Joyce would’ve been on to the ESB about the faulty lighting in a flash
… and would never have untangled those fairy lights to hang them around the house, as we all know that’s impossible.
9. Mike would be forced to touch an electric fence by Troy
But Eleven would turn it off with her mind.
10. Steve would play GAA, wear skinny O’Neills tracksuit bottoms, and would bring his hurl back to the house to kill the monster
11. Hopper would never give up Eleven’s hiding place, because rats out
12. Brenner would be called Daaaaa instead of Papa
13. And Eleven’s sensory deprivation tank would be a grim paddling pool out someone’s back garden
Bring that into the SCHOOL? Are you mad?
