IF YOU’RE TALLER than 5 foot 9 and own a playsuit that you can actually wear in public, we’re going to need you to come forward and teach us your ways.
In fact, we’d pay to see you host a symposium on the subject.
But until then, us tall women will continue to seek solace in one another by sharing ribald anecdotes about the intensity of the camel toe we rocked in the last romper we tried on.
Oh, and if it’s not the camel toe sitch, it’s the hungry arse scenario.
And with that in mind, here are just a few of our favourite reactions to the whole tall girl/playsuit debacle.
1. The hoo-ha issue is a real issue.
Here’s to all the tall girls who wish they could wear rompers without choking on their own hoo-ha 😣🤐😱🍸#ouch #TallGirlProblems
— Jillian Huston (@jillonaut) July 24, 2018
2. The ass cheek issue is also a real issue.
Being a tall girl is a blessing and a curse. Blessing bc I can reach things on the top shelf. Curse when trying to buy dresses/rompers that don’t show my ass cheeks
— kayla (@_kholt45) June 27, 2018
3. Can the campaign slogan include the word ‘hoo-ha’?
Starting a movement to get rompers made to fit tall girls.
— Marissa Vandergriff (@marissasue94) May 29, 2018
4. Or maybe the phrase ‘raging camel toe’?
When will they make playsuits for tall girls? Raging camel toe isn't cute.
— Kirstie Mitchison (@xKirstieMx) July 16, 2016
5. System’s flawed.
We can send people to space but can't make playsuits that don't give tall girls a huge camel toe
— miss piggy🌻 (@Fayzie_Smith) January 26, 2016
6. She’s asking for her ‘one friend’, so back off.
Why can’t tall girls wear overalls w/o camel toe. It didn’t happen to me, im asking for my one friend. She’s tall.
— Jeannie (@queenjeannine1) June 9, 2018
7. She’s talking surgical removal here.
Short girls are not the only ones who wanna wear rompers. Jesus fucking Christ, regardless of the size the things are always so far up my ass I’m afraid I’ll never find it again #tallgirlproblems
— Courtney Boilard (@curtneyboyfat) July 20, 2018
8. It’s not ideal, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
When you buy a jumpsuit and it’s not from the tall section #tallgirlproblems pic.twitter.com/XxR8Pe3fMJ
— Hayley Morgan (@HayleyMorganAut) November 8, 2017
9. Romper-related memories cast a long shadow.
as a tall woman I see romper and feel wedgie.
— LuLu (@snoozefests) February 7, 2017
10. The potential physical harm is no joke.
Tall girl problem 637: reaching up for something while wearing a romper causes a severe wedgy and partial mooning.
— Luci Michelle 🥂 (@luci_bubbles) May 20, 2016
